[Tax-chick]

I suspect that you have much more gruesome insects than I do. If I have ants in the living room again tomorrow, I'm calling the exterminator Monday!

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

There were even minuscule cobwebs-along with tiny spiders-growing within the crevices of my bathroom a few weeks ago.

New York City has some fascinating specimens of vermin though.

Norway rats, for example.

(Cringe.)