"GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY!"
They're on your car, and I have some molly grease for your discs.
"I MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD!"
Well, if you say so.
" THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO!"
That's just being self-destructive you know.
Learn to live with yourself.
"OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY!"
Umm, ACDC is NOT auditioning for a new singer.
"EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART!"
Umm, and your point is?
"EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD!"
Umm, that would possibly be illegal and definitely immoral.
Especially considering you just said that YOU were the biggest moron on the world.
"EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!!"
That too can be improved with therapy.
"BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!?"
Um, no.
I do, because I am Spartacus.
And the Mods are Spartacus, and that poster over there is Spartacus too.
We are ALL Spartacus.
"WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT?"
No, we are DEVO, that is why.
Now Whip It.
"MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME! WHAT ABOUT BOB?"
He needed therapy too.
I suggest intensive Death Therapy.
Here, I'll show you how it is done.
There, not so bad after all, is it?
