Ooo, ooo, Mr Kot-ter, Mr Kot-ter!!
Abortion - Against it except under extreme circumstances
Minimum Wage - Eliminate it
Universial Healthcare - Against it
Corporate Taxation - Eliminate it
Social Security Privatization - For those that choose to be in the program, it's fine and dandy. For those of us who don't, we'd like to keep that 14% of our earnings (you didn't think it was just 7% now didja?)
Affirmative Action - Eliminate it
Hillary Clinton - I have no response for that
Neat---and to-the-point!