LOL!!!! I was once a "conservative" very much like you are. I thought all those "holy rollers" were a pox on conservatism, what with their idiotic beliefs and (too often) single-issue zealotry. Now that I'm on the other side of that fence, if anyone makes conservatism look bad, you're it because you have the anti-God message in common with the same "leftists" you hold in such low esteem.
As for the rest of your post, I'm confident God won't "bitch-slap" me for believing his word. And, since you brought up the subject of Hell, ... Eh, nevermind. 'Nuff said on that already.
Worth repeating. And the sad part is, he's not even the most outspoken atheist here at FR!
> you have the anti-God message
That is a lie. You have nothing else to add, it seems.