[Right Wing Professor]

I demand equal time for the Nation of Islam's creation myth.

Let me guess: the evil angel is called 'whitey'.

[Modernman]

Let me guess: the evil angel is called 'whitey'.

People of African descent were created by God, but tens of thousands of years ago an evil Professor named Dr. Yakob created white people as a sort of biological weapon that got loose and wrecked the Utopia that had existed before white people mucked it all up.