Have you ever seen the old I Love Lucy in which the club doesn't renew Ricky's contract, and Lucy, Fred and Ethel take action? With the help of Ethel's contact with a theatrical costumer, they show up numerous times for their "reservations" for 12 or 16 or 20 and loudly refuse to stay because Ricky's not there. (It was a great episode!) Well, it worked . . .
I think all of us Freepers in the area should make reservations on a given date. Everyone arrive about 15-30 minutes apart. The last couple arriving make a loud scene. Like: "Honey isn't this where the Bush twins were turned away recently?" At which point all Freeper diners get up and leave. :)