[Doctor Raoul]

"Taavo is a pretty influential person in the downtown scene," said friend and fan Eleanor Lembo, a partner in Earnest Sewn jeans who shares office space with Somer.

Yet for all his connections and trend-spotting abilities, there are no pictures of Somer to be found anywhere online; he would not be interviewed by The Post, nor would he agree to photographs inside his restaurant.

IT'S COSMO KRAMER!!!!!

[TaxRelief]

Let's Freep it pretending to be PETA; that'll throw 'em.