Here's my "application":
Hey, great job dissing those snotty Bush Twins! How dare those Jesus Freaks ask for a table at your sophisticated, posh eatery! The nerve of those idiot children of an absolute idiot. I mean, what if Osama heard that you gave them some room at the inn. Like, he and his pals might plant a bomb in the Ladies room. That would be so uncool. Well, at least he and Al Qaeda know where you stand. Yours is the safest hot spot in NYC at this time, beleive me, er, Osama.
Hey, I hate Bush and believe that ALL Republicans are evil as well as complete dumb a$$es. They are a scourge on the earth and should be mocked and then thrown into liberal re-education camps! How any of them received a college degree is beyond me. Why any of them would deign to partake of your exclusive viands and hip ambiance is beyond understanding.
Gimme a job and I'll gladly show the world just how totally tolerant, peace-loving and inclusive we liberals really are.
Signed,
Mindy Moore-On