Try me. Go to Williamsburg and see what happens. Heck, write to Williamsburg telling them how they're all "wrong" and see what they say.
Of course you won't because you're an obnoxious little sh*tkicker who is afraid of the inescapable fact that he will be called to task for his falsehood yet desires to save face and perpetuate it without having to take responsibility.
At least you are true to form. "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."