I had heard that Northerners were mostly masochists who like to be whipped, branded, and strapped on by strong women........but I didn't want to say anything.
Now, why would you want to insult Southern womenhood like that!
As for being whipped and branded, isn't that what Southern men liked doing to helpless individuals who couldn't fight back.
Do you know that there are some Southerners who actually defend the practice even today!