Needless to say, I think we can all safely assert that El Capitan has a second "weekend" residence over a dyke bar in San Francisco. We know this because the fact that he doesn't live there most of the time does not preclude him from having one. We also know by example of his friends right here at FR (#3nazi and the horse named Wlat) that el capitan associates with the same social class as all the freaks and perverts of San Francisco. And most of all he certainly has not proven that he does not have this second residence!
Using el capitan's very own criteria by which he accused Taney, we may therefore safely assert that he takes weekend trips to Haight-Ashbury to fraternize with the Wlat Brigade's exiled members as the Indigo Girls perform at the homo bar below him.
Every criterion is met: (1) his current residence doesn't preclude him from having another, (2) he demonstrably participates in a social class of known freaks and deviants (#3 and Wlat) that he still pings months after they've been banned, (3) he cannot prove that he does not have a San Francisco residence, and (4) capitan and San Francisco are all in the same state of California. The only thing missing from the equation is (5) a cemetary, but I'm sure if you looked hard enough you could find one of his own ancestors buried near a distant relative of Rosie O'Donnell so we might as well just assume that to be true like everything else!
Another case of the pot calling the kettle black.
I'll take it easy on you guys today. I know you're all broken up about the Supreme Court ruling against the Klan.