When you get on one of your ignorant, insane rants, I find that it is impossible to insult either your intelligence or your integrity, but I can always just post some truth about the ruthless dictator known as the Great Usurper. And then I get to hear you go "yip, yip, yip," and say "yo quiero Taco Bell," just like a little ankle-biting chihuahua.
Things look different from inside the insane asylum, don't they? At least you are good for a chuckle.