Considering that you aren't either, and considering the acute degree to which you've embarrassed yourself here with repeated lies and fabrications, I suggest you drop the crappy attitude.
What? Don't like taking a dose of your own medicine??
I don't feel the least bit embarrassed. Watching Larry, Curly, and Shemp goose-step to cowardly Moe's pronouncements, gives me a great deal of enjoyment. You guys have redefined the meaning of "clown."
When you are ready to get serious, let me know.