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40 THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD
November 10, 2004
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Posted on 11/10/2004 10:42:14 AM PST by mattdono
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To: b4its2late
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posted on
11/10/2004 10:49:51 AM PST
by
mattdono
("Crush the democrats, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of the scumbags" -Big Arnie)
To: maeng; ValerieUSA; txflake; WinOne4TheGipper; DrewsDad; HiJinx; MeekOneGOP; Gracey; anymouse; ...
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posted on
11/10/2004 10:49:53 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(****We won - - - you lost - - - - GET OVER IT!!****)
To: mattdono
My personal favorite, though I rarely use it: "You obviously mistake me for someone who cares."
One I do use? When having recieved bad service (which is all too frequent), the clerk sometimes apologizes. I respond: "Oh, don't worry about it, I'm used to it." [They usually haven't figured it out until you've long since left their establishment.]
To: mattdono
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posted on
11/10/2004 10:50:17 AM PST
by
b4its2late
(The Lord made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.)
To: mattdono
#43. It's been to let people think you're stupid than to open up your mouth and prove it. Right, Moron?
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posted on
11/10/2004 10:50:39 AM PST
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: mattdono
26
posted on
11/10/2004 10:50:48 AM PST
by
b4its2late
(Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.)
To: mattdono
And lastly (I got a bit carried away, I'd admit).
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posted on
11/10/2004 10:52:08 AM PST
by
b4its2late
(If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.)
To: mattdono
My buddy here at work has a T-shirt that is pretty funny:
SELECT FROM users where clue is > 0
no rows returned
Funny to those of the SQL crowd...
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posted on
11/10/2004 10:52:24 AM PST
by
akorahil
(MSM is RIP)
To: mattdono
Tom Arnold said it first, but "Hey, how 'bout a courtesy flush over there?"
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posted on
11/10/2004 10:52:39 AM PST
by
brewcrew
To: akorahil
Ahhh...geek humor. Nice. I definitely have an appreciation for that (see
my profile page for a link to my company and you will understand why).
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posted on
11/10/2004 10:54:03 AM PST
by
mattdono
("Crush the democrats, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of the scumbags" -Big Arnie)
To: Laura Earl
I always was partial to old #822:
"Pardon me, sir, but obviously you have mistaken me for soneone who gives a ShXX!"
Joy! ([: ^ )
RamS
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posted on
11/10/2004 10:55:57 AM PST
by
RamingtonStall
(Ride Hard and far! ..... and with GPS, Know where you are!)
To: mattdono
"Vanity police" is the first step working your way up to "duplicate thread police" and finally the grandaddy of them all "Newbie Police".
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posted on
11/10/2004 10:56:44 AM PST
by
okkev68
To: Mr. Mojo
SHOVE IT! per Mrs. Kerry ;)
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posted on
11/10/2004 10:57:54 AM PST
by
JFC
( President Bush, You are being prayed for along with our country daily, by millions of us.)
To: mattdono
I like "So what's your point besides the top of your head?"
"You're the reason they invented Preparation H"
"Simon Says Go F*ck Yourself" (I had that on a tee shirt once, they kept kicking me out of school.)Oh well.
To: okkev68
...and finally the grandaddy of them all "Newbie Police". Is that when the big bucks starting rolling in?
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:01:44 AM PST
by
mattdono
("Crush the democrats, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of the scumbags" -Big Arnie)
To: Laura Earl
36
posted on
11/10/2004 11:02:27 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(America Wins! Kerry and the loony left suffer bitter defeat. God Bless America.)
To: mattdono
#41
Do you have to work hard at being this stupid,
or does it come naturally?
When the entries on the aforementioned list are
directed at liberals, it feels SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
good.
MV
37
posted on
11/10/2004 11:03:35 AM PST
by
madvlad
((Born in the south, raised around the globe and STILL republican))
To: mattdono
43. You can lead a (L)user to information but you can't make them think.
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:04:35 AM PST
by
TXBSAFH
(Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein)
To: brewcrew; drstevej; OrthodoxPresbyterian; CCWoody; Wrigley; Gamecock; Jean Chauvin; jboot; ...
Tom Arnold said it first, but "Hey, how 'bout a courtesy flush over there?" Always loved that quote - have used it on FR at least once already.
Pinging the GRPL - it appears that someone has leaked portions of our codebook...
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:05:04 AM PST
by
Alex Murphy
(Psalm 73)
To: mattdono
What has four legs and a liberal arm?
A very happy pit bull !!! ;-))
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posted on
11/10/2004 11:06:27 AM PST
by
GeekDejure
( LOL = Liberals Obey Lucifer !!!)
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