ZOT! Buh Bye

The thread that got me the ZOT! ^ | self

[Jet Jaguar]

Very well done!

[clockwise]

That's the one! Thanks.

[snopercod]

That's OK, I remember my first beer too...

[Watery Tart]

I saw the thread that got you the zot.

Yes, I remember hitting the abuse button on this inflated ego months ago. He talked as if he'd just fallen off the DU turnip truck back then, too.

Does he kiss his mother with that mouth? I don't know -- she's not back from the bar yet.

Give me a minute, I have to put on my "NO KETCHUP FOR JET FUEL" tee-shirt, you cheesy-blog-quoting, Kool-Aid-drinking, paragraph-omitting, headline changer, DoomBoy. The "Big" doesn't apply exactly the way you meant it.

I'd unleash my Shakespeare insults on you, but they would sail over your mulletted head and be wasted. Maybe you'd understand a little paraphrased Marsellus Wallace: "A couple of type-hittin’ FReepers gonna git Medieval on you trolls...."
Then again, maybe not.

You said, "Shame on you, all f***ing TRAITORS to American people!" before your well-deserved ZOT. Once you've straightened out the syntax (look it up yourself) in this sentence, maybe you can figure out who the troll is here.

Ask not for whom the bong trolls....

[King Prout]

boy howdy... someone sure got you riled this morning!

must I open up a can of whupass on 'im?

[King Prout]

ohhh, boy... time to go all Evita on your Opus:

Don't cry for us, tumble-bu-u-nny
The truth is, we're gla-a-ad to ZOT you.

[King Prout]

fat, stoned, and stupid is no way to write an opus, son.

[sweetliberty]

"looser = less tight"

Actually, that may also be accurate.....as in "this troll isn't wrapped too tight."

[Hardastarboard]

Another DU member manages to find his way to FR, and then promptly show his intellect.

[uncleshag]

[7.62 x 51mm]

That's the only way I know, in my short time here. I think some of the FR Vets instinctively know who a troll will be much more quickly than I do.

[Old Sarge]

See you on real conservative forums, don’t cry boys

[Old Sarge]

How do you catch trolls, other than by viewing their comments?

I don't reveal ALL my hunting skills, as the trolls themselves might pick up on them, but here's some simple stuff:

* Scanning thread titles and teasers for obvious inflammatory blurbs; and
* A few pointed comments usually smoke out the less-stable trolls, causing ZOTworthy posts that are naughty in the site of MOD...

[Conspiracy Guy]

twit

[Not A Snowbird]

I’m GLAD that these [expletive] MOD’s banned me today.

So are we. Good job, mods!

[Not A Snowbird]

Also might be jj_fate, paved-over troll of the infamous UNDEADTHREAD!

LOL... dear jj_fate has no clue how famous he is. Chuckle.

[Not A Snowbird]

How do you catch trolls, other than by viewing their comments?

Another dead giveaway... new poster, atrocious spelling, lack of capitalization skills, hidden slam at GWB somewhere in the post.

The easy ones are the incoherent, profane rants.

[najida]

Well, who wizzed in your Wheaties?!?

[dirtboy]

No freedom of speech, no real conservatives anymore

Real conservatives support the concept of freedom of association. Since you refuse to honor that concept, you're just another fascist wannabee who whines at his own impotence.

[Mad Dawgg]

I wouldn't stand in front of this, if I were you.

ZOT!