The weakness and absurdity of your analogy is typical for radicals of your ilk. You wear your prejudices like badges of honor. Your anti-intellectual screed is transparent.
Sure thing, Dan. Levy's a great lawyer who regularly does battle in courtrooms across the nation and Bill Glennon's a full fledged professor of the IBM selectric. All if you say so, because we all know that CBS would only consult "unimpeachable" sources.