I can't imagine that you would say anything much worse about "anything-goes, liberal, heterodox, wacked-out, modernist Amchurchers" than I have said ... AGLHWOMAs have been the bane of my existence at various times in my life.
I hope you realize that I was only illustrating the effects of your broadbrush "Hee Haw" poem as you applied it to those who love and respect Catholic tradition, faith and morals.
How can you expect us to be happy about the devastation of our Church?
The Gospels record Jesus weeping, cursing, castigating and being angry, but not one instance of Him laughing or even smiling. Does your cute little poem apply to Him too?