[PatrickHenry]

I sincerely hope that your plumbing worked properly this morning. If not, I will join you in prayer that Providence will exorcise the demons.

[longshadow]

I'm not sure why, but the following lyrics seemed appropriate a this moment:

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CONSTIPATION BLUES
(Jalacy Hawkins)

(spoken: Ladies and gentlemen, most people record songs about love, heartbreak, loneliness, being broke...Nobody's actually went out and recorded a song about real pain. The band and I have just returned from the General Hospital where we caught a man in the right position. We name this song: "Constipation Blues".)

Umm-ummmh aeoh! Umm-uoomh! Ooh! Oh! Uh uh!. Aaah. Uoh, aah!
Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! I don't believe I can take much more. Let it go! Aah!
Got a pain down inside, won't be denied. Yeah, every time I try, I can't be satisfied.
Let it go! Woah, ummh! Let it, let it go! Oh! Waaaoooh!
This pain down inside, just won't let me be satisfied. Let it go!

Splash!!! Spshhh....Feel, ah, I feel alright! Yeah, I feel alright!
Splash!!! Shpsh...Yeah. I feel alright! Splash! Flush! Phew. Phew. Phew...Feel alright!

[PatrickHenry]

For your archive, I wasn't aware that there was a "bump list" named "crevolist" (without the uncerscore). It seems not to have been used much. Anyway, before that facility vanishes, you may want to make certain you've got all these threads in your records: crevolist.

For everyone else, you might want to make note of this: Bump Lists to Become Keywords.