What the creationoids fail to grasp is that using their style of deciding what's atheistic, virtually everything would be so classified. Consider the humble, but honorable, trade of plumbing. Now imagine that your bathroom fixture is malfunctioning. You call a plumber. He arrives.
But does he even momentarily consider that God is causing your toilet to overflow? No! The Satanic tradesman simply assumes -- as a matter of his atheistic faith -- that there's some kind of materialistic blockage in the line, and he proceeds to clear it up in his materialistic way -- thus denying the glory of God!
Now that the truth of the matter is revealed, I trust that all loyal creationoids will cease using the satanic, perverted tradesmen known as plumbers. Instead, when a toilet backs up, the only proper action for a creationoid to take is to pray that the demons will be purged.
"Festival of Demon Turds" placemarker