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How about just calling them Patricks - both after Patrick Smith, and the phenomenally stupid starfish on 'Sponge Bob Squarepants'

It's a question of whether someone is a Patrick or a Patriot...

[Selene]

It's a question of whether someone is a Patrick or a Patriot..."

LOL!

I'll test my comprehension by using it in a sentence:

The Patricks will be gathering in Boston.
or
Patrick Mineta should be fired.