Even as a joke that would probably be much more powerful than a joke in some situations . . .
even a small cosmetic sized hand pump bottle of emulsified pig fat could be quite a marketable item.
Imagine spraying some in the face of a Jihadi just before they crashed the plane.
Of course, doing so would probably guarantee one's own graduation from this life--but hey--the handwriting would already be on that wall, anyway.
May as well insure insult to injury to the Jihadi!
imho.
Even as a joke that would probably be much more powerful than a joke in some situations . . .
even a small cosmetic sized hand pump bottle of emulsified pig fat could be quite a marketable item.
Who said I was joking? How would you emulsify pig fat? I had already thought of the bottle but the consistency of bacon grease is a little thick to get thru a spray pump, it also would not shoot as far as mace. Will anything happen? I doubt it. But if it did, I would be setting there kicking myself that I couldn't do SOMETHING to them before they took me out. Sitting on a plane like that you know you are already toast, I would not go down with a whimper.
"even a small cosmetic sized hand pump bottle of emulsified pig fat could be quite a marketable item."
ROFLOL...just like pepper spray in the purse or pocket or a larger mounted version like the fire extinquishers. Marketed by GhostbustersRus!