Leaving the profane masses I've had to suffer aside, if taking communion from the likes of you is an option then there really are NO options. The thought of you, or someone like you putting a host in my mouth would send me screaming from the chapel.
I'm truly sorry to have to tell you this, but it's the truth.
You commit the heresy of thinking that the minister somehow affects the efficacy of the sacrament.
It is no wonder you align yourself with a schismatic sect.