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Holy paradox, once we observe it's speed, we alter it's direction. Once we observe it's direction, we've altered it's speed! Diabolical.."

"Yes, Boy Wonder, diabolical indeed! And only one criminal genius could be twisted enough to come up with such a fiendish plan. . ."

"Holy Fu Manchu, Batman! You mean it's the Joker?"

"Yes, he's behind it--however even he couldn't hope to pull off something so brilliant on his own. There's a deeper riddle here. . ."

Chief O'Hara gasps in realization: "Saints preserve us! The Riddler! You think he's in on it, too?"

Batman: "Yes, the Riddler. But that doesn't explain the giant umbrella that Darksheare's message was delivered in. . ."

Commissioner Gordon has a horrible discovery dawn on him: "The Penguin!"

Robin: "Exactly! But there's one more piece of the puzzle missing! That preview for that awful-looking Halle Berry movie that was showing at the scene of the crime--it could only mean one thing. . ."

Batman: "Precisely again, chum! The Catwoman!"

Commissioner Gordon shakes head in disbelief: "Four of the most diabolical minds of our time, working together. They can only have one goal."

Robin: "To rob Fort Knox?"

Batman: "No--any one of them could do that."

Chief O'Hara: "To take over the country?"

Batman: "Maybe if it was any two of them. But all four--Commissioner Gordon is right. It can only mean one thing."

Altogether: "They're going to kidnap the leaders of the United Nations Security Council and dehydrate them!"

Robin, anxiously: "Where's the hope of the free world now. . .?"