[The Scourge of Yazid]

I'm in a state of, mmm, manic-panic...

Patti Labelle.

I think.

Then again, I don't remember any other lyrics from the song, so I'm probably wrong about the singer.

What can I tell you?

This ain't MY FAIR LADY.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Hey Sister, Go Sister, Soul Sister, Go Sister
Hey Sister, Go Sister, Soul Sister, Go Sister

He met Marmalade down in Old New Orleans
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said "Hello,
Hey Joe, you wanna give it a go?" Mmm, Mmm.

Itchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da
Itchi Gitchi Ya Ya Here
Mocha-choca-lata Ya Ya
Creole Lady Marmalade

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Sat in her pool watched while she freshened up
Boy drank all that night don't know why
On the black satin sheets where he started to freak

Itchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da
Itchi Gitchi Ya Ya Here
Mocha-choca-lata Ya Ya
Creole Lady Marmalade

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

(Instrumental bridge)

Hey, Hey, Hey
Touch o fher skin feelin' silky smooth
The colour of cafe au lait
Made the savage beast inside
Roar until it cried.  More, More, More

Now he's at home doing 9 to 5
Living his grey flannel life
But when he turns off to sleep
Old memories keep.  More, More, More

Itchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da Da
Itchi Gitchi Ya Ya here
Mocha-choco-lata Ya Ya
Creole Lady Marmalade

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Mmm, Hmmm

Itchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da
Itchi Gitchi Ya Ya Here
Mocha-choco-lata Ya Ya
[repeat to end]