Oh, I have my ways of acquiring photos...
I certainly hope you don't have that 17-year-old Paul Weller-damaged punk rocker dude photo from 1979.
Yeah, I have that one. But I was referring to something more recent -- something which would prove that you do NOT "look like a wizened old fool." Shall I post it? It's totally up to you. :)
Naaah. Lord Lavrenti knows the photos in question. He does not look like a wizened old fool. Yet he finds many flaws.
How in the world did you get those photos, pray tell?