...and then there was the time after that campfire sing-along where Benny talked me into eating that stuff he dug up from under the girlscout camp's garbage pit and I want to tell you that was one miserable evening...
Hey, there's nobody else here. Lemme tell you about some really disagreeable bowel symptoms...
There are entire land masses that have undergone a century's worth of continental drift in the time that it's taken to construct this thread.