I will horn in on this thread and be the last poster.
Oh, no you will not!
LULULULULULULU! RAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA! I feel compelled to ululate my haram friend, because your suggestion is preposterous. I shall avenge the martyr Husayn. If I do not post the last comment on this mukruh thread, then I will shaheed myself trying. Allahu Akbar!
BEWARE THE BLACK TURBAN YAZID!
-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)