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To: NicknamedBob
Virtual Beer Girl

Tried so far:

Fight Club. Beer me. Wet T-shirt. Get Naked. Touch your toes. Need more beer. Macarena. Kiss me. Do jumping jacks.

You get the idea... "Do calculus" did nothing BTW.

43,060 posted on 11/16/2004 7:47:06 PM PST by Dead Corpse (My days of taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle)
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To: Dead Corpse

Seriously. "Do calculus" does NOTHING. It isn't like she gets all hot and brainy or anything. So just don't bother...


43,061 posted on 11/16/2004 7:50:20 PM PST by Dead Corpse (My days of taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle)
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To: Dead Corpse

She just wants tips.


43,065 posted on 11/16/2004 8:16:02 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Tragically Single

Ping to #43,060 - it's like that weird chicken, except it's a girl that gets you beer.


43,067 posted on 11/16/2004 8:19:11 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Dead Corpse; sionnsar; Monkey Face

Oh yeah!

The get naked thing happened to me in real life! Baltimore Street and all that.

Real nakedness. Real BIG bartender.

Biggest bartender I ever saw. Couldn't hardly see nothin' else!

I sure coulda used Rexxy on that trip. We both woulda been happy.


On those happy thoughts and memories, I shall take my departure. Good Night, Everyone!


43,076 posted on 11/16/2004 8:42:42 PM PST by NicknamedBob (My first book is out! -- You may need gloves... AuthorHouse.Com/BookStore, look for Hawthorne.)
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To: Dead Corpse; tuliptree76

Shake that thang worked.
As did 'dance'
Different responses.


43,130 posted on 11/17/2004 6:00:20 AM PST by Darksheare (X)The belled one(X)
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