Can't polka or line dance. Fast Waltz requires so much room for me to move that me and my partner pretty mcuh need the entire dance floor to ourselves to avoid injury to others. I may be big, however I am also suprisingly quick. Not just over short distances either. ;-)
Fast Waltz will clear the floor in a heartbeat! I love it!
Besides: You look like you were built for stamina, not speed...
"...Can't polka or line dance...."
I have a photo of me learning the Electric Slide at my birthday party...With luck, I will have it posted after I get moved...
It was the only line-dance I learned.