Darkchylde said that we don't have a sports bar here!
Could that be right? I've been kinda busy, but how could we have let that slip?
Maybe, 'Chylde, you simply haven't opened every door ... No! Wait!! That wouldn't be safe... ... Send Darksheare.
Well, we do have that wetbar. I suppose we could haul a TV set in here and tune it to ESPN...
Who cares about a sports bar? I'm still (impatiently) waiting for my bedroom to be finished. I'm tired of sleeping on the floor, and my back is killing me. Someone needs to either finish the bedroom or give me a back rub!