"Oh, fine, I'll let you borrow the invisible ring. . .but promise you'll give it back and won't let Him have it or throw it in the fires of Mt. Doom--swear on the Precious!"
You KNOW that once you give up that RING, HIM will have it and you will forever have to BOW to HIM.
HIM is SOOOO bad. (Kinda like A CA Guy on speed...)
No! Mustn't let Him have it! It's mine--my own--myyyyy Preciousssssss. . .