[Monkey Face]

"Well, I'll have to put you in another one, then! Hmmm, let's see. . .

Call her Monkey 'stead of Face
That's what FReeper Monkey hates
That's what FReeper Monkey hates
So carefully, carefully with the Face. . .

:-)"

How clever you are (she says, smiling sweetly)

Perhaps I should speak with your Mumsy? Better yet, your PRIEST?

*Evil laughter...echoing in the distance....*

[Fedora]

"*Evil laughter...echoing in the distance....*"

[Looks around:] Where'd that come from? :)