Boon: I want you to fix Pinto up, but it's got to be a very special girl.
Pinto: Look, you don't have to...
Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.
Katy: You mean you want someone who'll screw on the first date.
Boon: Well put. You see, Pinto's never been laid.
Pinto: Hey!
Boon: What'd I say?
Dean Wermer: Find me a way to revoke Delta's charter. Put Needermeyer on it - he's a sneaky little sh!t, just like you, right?
(cut to Greg's face, look of confused displeased assimilation. cut back to Dean)
The time has come for someone to put his foot down. Ant that foot... is ME.
(I admit it - you have me beat: I do not have memorized whole passages of dialogue)