(Shakes head reprovingly.)
I just don't know what happened. You try to raise a kid right, bring him up to be an irresistible, golf-playing, put-putting, fairway-finding cyborg...
(Closes eyes in contemplation of his failures as a parent.)
You just don't know girl. You just don't know.
(Takes golf club and plods home from thread.)
That would be odd that Earl Woods would be opposed to Tiger Woods' marrying that model because she's white. Oh well. What's with guys and their little golf superstitions!