But, shouldn't Christopher Hitchens really be the final arbiter of which impersonation is a more reasonable facsimile of his personality?
(Quizzical look. Reaches for a bottle of scotch.)
There are Freepers who might be willing to ping Hitch over here.
I'd pay money to see "Dueling Hitchens".
Toe-headed boy on bridge. Plucks banjo. Dumba city slicker about to get killed in second reel plays guitar.