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To: Happygal

(I'm blushing)


21,771 posted on 09/17/2004 8:22:13 AM PDT by Stag (Kerry, Lenin, Chirac - which one doesn't belong? Kerry. The others love their country.)
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To: Stag
Pirate Pickup lines...........

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin', I'm 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is ?

1. Prepare to be boarded

21,772 posted on 09/17/2004 8:33:23 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (For an Evil Super Genius, you aren't too bright are you?)
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