What is going on here?
No
I will not read it.
Even the title is outrage and a vexation.
Stop posting to it.
Why has this thread gone on for three days?
It's not our fault. we've tried to kill it repeatedly.
What is going on here?
Why? What did you see?
No
No fair! That is not a question.
I will not read it.
Also not a query, but if you did you would see that we are innocent bystanders.
Stop posting to it.
You didn't say please!
WE are trying to set a dead thread record. We're on a mission!