why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

self

[Not A Snowbird]

Echo! Echo! Echo!

[Monkey Face]

YES!!!!

[Monkey Face]

Heh heh heh!

[Monkey Face]

I guess I can go to bed, now...that is, if freedumb2003 will let me sleep...

[Darksheare]

I'm here, I had to apologise for sceeery spiders..

[Monkey Face]

I like 'em!

[Monkey Face]

I got a whip like that for one of my birthdays! It still hangs on my cuckoo clock!

[Monkey Face]

Ok, chilruns...I'm off to watch the dreams.

Take care and drive save, wherever you have to go, and I'll see you all tomorrow.

[Darksheare]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1235991/posts?page=408#408
Link to teh last spider pic on the Unnngh thread..

[Darksheare]

I'm not allowed to have one, and sis isn't allowed to own one.

[Darksheare]

AFL-CIO admitted yesterday that they sent some of tehse thugs out.
They stated that 'For the most part it was peaceful"
BS, it was thug intimidation!

[NicknamedBob]

"None of that sissy poetry stuff here..."


Slimy


With words that start with S and L,
Our mind associates a shell.
The slug could use one, this we know.
He seems content without it though.

Slimy seems a useless trait,
Unless you’ve got a one-foot gait.
That’s how they always spend their day,
Slugs and snails slip-slide away.

A gastropod army, it would seem,
That is an enemy soldier’s dream,
And tales of armies told to you,
That travels on its stomach true

Silently, they would creep up,.
No slackers, please, let’s all keep up.
Then quietly begin the fray,
They’d all be worth their salt that day.

Their victory would be some trick,
The leader would be thought as slick.
The truth of armies sadly reads,
That they’ve all done more slimy deeds.

Slurping up their liquid meals,
We have to wonder how it feels,
With eyes on stalks that wave around,
We’d end up dizzy on the ground.

No wonder then that beer can do,
The same to them that it does to you.
And sleepily, they slip away,
To slumber on a sunny day.

NicknamedBob . . . . February 29, 2004

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Will do.

[Bald Eagle777]

Yes that was stupid. This also is stupid. Check it out; this is an example of witchery on an alleged internet chat room, supposedly.

Proceed with caution, as this is an example of vacuous inanity at best, or dangerous "mad as a hatter" ratings at worst. Be prepared. If this does not keep this undead thread going, I sure as heck don't know what will.

Hail to the thread: jj is dead and paved over, long live jj!!!

Editorial note: first sentence of "Woman 1" indicates woman and husband were "pregnant." Uh huh.... More insanity follows.

Here is the incendiary alleged chat. The only thing more insane is the alleged, hypothetical, redundant, fictional AQ chats. "We will smite you with a thousand fiery camels." ... Yawn.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

*Disclaimer: all persons and parties depicted are considered to be fictional in nature and any representation to any actual or living persons are completely coincidental. No rights reserved. Any and all parties are held harmless for any unintended, accidental or coincidental similarities to anything presently living or walking the earth. For example, simian creature Bigfoot or the Yeti.*

[Bald Eagle777]

"inanity and insanity" ... Sounds like an excellent new FOX News show, featuring all of Kerry's quotes played and defense-related voting records "contrasted and compared" on endless loop. The hollow politician would keep saying things like: "I voted against the M-1 tank before I was for the M-1. I voted against the AH64 helicopter before I was for the AH64", etc. (Ad Infinitum). The only vote he cast was for the whirligig at the top of his dunce cap/propeller beanie.

Read what I just posted.... Alleged chat, purely hypothetical, of course. Insanity and inanity coming right up!

[Bald Eagle777]

bloodvomitisgross

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

They took mine away from me. :pout: Some silly business about how I was killing the roses. How is a girl suppose to learn how to handle a whip if she doesn't practice?

(I must admit, the yard looked like a wedding had taken place. Rose peddles everywhere.)

[Darksheare]

Sissy poetry stuff?
How about one on dreadful heartache?


"I'd wait?"


What makes you think that I'd wait for you?
Through all the years gone by I sat in vain
I wandered off away from your ring
Your poison arrow piercing my heart
My pain it was that came from you
I stand alone drenched in the rain
How strange it is for crows to sing
And this dark fire to burn in my heart
These black skies they exist here for you
For all the years to see may it rain
Broken on the ground lays your ring
Your bonds never shall hold to my heart

While you were gone, you thought I'd wait the years through
For you...

[Bald Eagle777]

Duh.... Here are the promised (hypothetical) shenanigans:

What your future wife will be thinking a few years after you have children.

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This is the discussion copied from Internet discussion forum:
Woman 1
My second husband and I were pregnant and happy. He has 3 children from a prior marriage, and all seemed peaceful. His ex wife, upon learning he was having a child with me engaged an attorney and upped the child support to the point where half of his income after taxes is being paid to her.

Now, instead of being able to stay home with my new daughter, I will have to go to work to support her. And if it ever goes bad in my marriage, I will receive very little support.

Think hard before marrying a man with children and a living ex wife.

Woman 2
I belive you will be entitled to your full share if you divorce. He will not have much of a life left though.

Woman 3
Full share? Not in Texas, it's a non alimony state.

Woman 1
You raise a good point; by being forced to work, I will have income which will count against me for alimony. I am in CA, thankfully.

Woman 2
If you are feeling distant from him (emotional neglect) or he is lashing out at you (emotional rape) - do not start going to work. You need to act now to protect whatever benefits you are entitled to later.

Woman 1
He has been very distant and stressed, and I do feel that we are drifting apart. Plus, I do not feel I should have to work due to his past mistakes.

Woman 2
I recommend if possible you make it to the 7-10 year mark before divorcing him - that will yield maximum benefits.

And don't forget, when you do drop the bomb - get a lawyer first and he has to cover the costs.

Woman 1
I did not know this. Thanks for the advice!

Well, I have the child, and I do feel quit neglected. I think maybe now is the time to cash out. Question: he has an inheritance - can I still get a piece of it after the marriage ends?

Woman 2
Yes! You get a piece out of everything dollar that he gets for the next eighteen years - and by then laws will have been changed to possibly raise it to beyond 18.

Woman 3
Don't go to work. The Ex will take you back for an increase based on more household income from your job. Find a job under the table...

The courts standard bullshit line on this is "don't have more kids if you can't support the ones you already have..."

Woman 1
This is what I am thinking. Maybe just cash out now, sell the house at some point, and let him pay until the inheritance hits. In the meantime, I can remarry, after a little "playtime".

I do feel like he promised me happiness and now it is all just sadness and I have to work.

[NicknamedBob]

"Madame, we have already established what you are! -- Now we are just haggling over the price!!"