why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

self

[OSHA]

I knowed that the specific oshun wuz in arryzona cuz of that song. But i never knowed that them rockies wuz in Kansas. Ole John Denver musta been from over around Salinas then huh?

[Conspiracy Guy]

Dang Germans! Pearl Harbor makes me hate the French. Those dang Italians and their attack in the Phillipines really gets me PO'd. If not For Clara Chinook and The Flying Pansies all was lost. God Bless Teddy Roosevelt and the Rough Edges.

Gidiot = someone so silly they can't think.
Politidiot = Someone so caught up in politics they are stupid.
Vidiot = Too much MTV
Titiot = ???

[The Scourge of Yazid]

And what makes you think that I don't have De Gaulle sitting here in my bedroom, along with Alan Fleming, Rosario Dawson, Jeniffer Connelly, Bulent Ecevit, Thanos, Satan, St. Gerard,the Archangel Gabriel, Ayatollah Montazeri, Michael Collins,St. Gerard, Shah Reza Pahlavi and his heir, Tansu Cillar, Mikhail Gorbachev, Mohammad Mossedegh, Peggy Fleming, et. al., who are all at my beck-and-call?

[lavrenti]

Well, I can't speak for what you folks thought about them, but I think that my own posts are pretty darn sophisticated, highbrow humor.

Now, do you want that carved in granite and placed at the base of Lady Liberty, or should I have it printed as a broadside and posted at every corner in Manhattan?

[lavrenti]

And what makes you think that I don't have De Gaulle sitting here in my bedroom, along with Alan Fleming, Rosario Dawson, Jeniffer Connelly, Bulent Ecevit, Thanos, Satan, St. Gerard,the Archangel Gabriel, Ayatollah Montazeri, Michael Collins,St. Gerard, Shah Reza Pahlavi and his heir, Tansu Cillar, Mikhail Gorbachev, Mohammad Mossedegh, Peggy Fleming, et. al., who are all at my beck-and-call?

John Kerry! Aren't you supposed to be campaigning in "the heartland"?

[bad company]

Titiot = ???




dem dairy farmer?

[The Scourge of Yazid]

I think that this virtually satanic thread speaks for itself.

Isn't that right Satan?

Prince of Darkness:

(Maniacal, satanic laughter. Brushes off cloven hoof. Tunes pitchfork. Then resumes laughing satanically.)

Yes, my friend. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

[bad company]

Naw he's from flatland country, Colorado, but he could fly a plane over it real good.

[The Scourge of Yazid]

John F. Kerry:

(Quaffs a glass of vintage French wine. Smooths immaculately styled hair. Coughs.)

No comment.

[lavrenti]

We'd also like to know what closet the teacher is tied up in too.

The alternative theory is the teacher is Christopher Hitchens.

[OSHA]

Rocky Mountain High PULL UP! PULL UP! PU.........

[lavrenti]

John Denver flew on gossamer wings of soooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[OSHA]

Whew again! When I left for work this morn this thing had slowed down some. I couldn't keep updated there because the internet connection was down.

I went up front to the office that has the "We speak geek" sign on the door. They had a new sign up that said "We're IT."

So I left real fast before they could tag me!

[Conspiracy Guy]

ooops. Should have been Tittiot

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Christopher Hitchens:

Sorry chap. I'm a bit too wobbly in the knees to thrash you sufficiently. And if I cannot dismantle your shoddy ideological premises to my complete satisfaction then we'll just have to wait for the morn. Sorry. Once I've fully recuperated from this industrial-strength bender acquired over the past fortnight, I'll be sure to dispatch your utterly vacuous American intellect to the depths of Hades. Cheerio!

[The Scourge of Yazid]

I think that you're thinking about Anna Nicole Smith there.

[freedumb2003]

Thank God I'm part of Country Dirt!

[Conspiracy Guy]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. What a waste of........

[The Scourge of Yazid]

John Denver:

Not funny.

[Conspiracy Guy]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!! again !!!!!!!!!!!