why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

self

[Fedora]

"No Johnny Winter??"

Yeah, not much blues representation on the list, either, is there?

[Fedora]

"This is not, I REPEAT: "NOT", a concession.
I just have some very important business to attend to."

Yeah, I should probably get something done here, too--which is NOT a concession, of course. . .

[Conspiracy Guy]

Well it was three stoned teenagers in a car that ran off the road into a lake. I came by just as the car went under. I dove in found the car and got them out one by one. By the time I brought the first one up from 10 -15 feet other people were diving in so I handed them off and went back down till all three were out. I was one tired puppy.

[Conspiracy Guy]

They were easy to listen to.

[JoeSixPack1]

Yeah, I guess that's the Leon Redbone list.

<|:-)~~

[Not A Snowbird]

Clothing required.

Rats!

[Conspiracy Guy]

I'll be checking out in a bit to drive home.

[Conspiracy Guy]

3 people 1 incident.

[JoeSixPack1]

Clothing required.

Oops, be right back.....(I thought naked freepin' was OK?)

[Billthedrill]

Huh. I'm posting nekkid. Dunno about the rest of these clowns. I know it isn't "Casual Friday" yet but the boss is at a ballgame...

[Conspiracy Guy]

Well if you have a Clothing Optional Permit no one can tell you what to wear or not wear or... I always carry my COP whereever I go.

[NathanR]

Of course it is. Unless you want to resurrect the ottoman empire.

Hey. I just wanted to keep this thread alive.

[lavrenti]

Ah, Ivan, I see that you have chimed in. Welcome back to your second home, Free Republic.

The news of these penal colonies down under are of no surprise to me. I must opine they're a devilish trap weaved by unsanitary minds in order to ensare the fair citizenry of that far land to ensure happy compliance with certain regulations promulgated by the Government.

Crown I am not familiar with, as that I never seen it, but of course I have been occasionally enslaved by the deadly oil cans of Fosters.

Very bad dance music? Eek. Considering that great continent gave the world everyone from The Easybeats, The Church, The Missing Links, Hoodoo Gurus and INXS, I'd imagine visiting these tortures (Kylie? A fate worse than death!) upon the Aussie is more fit for Canadian Liberals, Gitmo detainees, viewers of Michael Moore films and the like. I will contact my nearest non-governmental organization in hopes the United Nations will get involved in these nefarious practices.

I am aware the City of Perth has detention centers located in WW II air hangers. Presumably those should be looked into first. If in the area, I hope you volunteer and report back your findings to the appropriate authorities.

[The Scourge of Yazid]

That's an interesting story.

Strange circumstances definitely, but I'm sure those guys-after they had sobered up and recuperated from whatever injuries they had inflicted upon themselves because of their innate stupidity-appreciated your help.

[lavrenti]

Hillary Clinton: Like... y'know, I have often, y'know, wondered...why, like, y'know ... like, where this report came, like, y'know, to my uh ... like, y'know, attention.

[The Scourge of Yazid]

'Mad' Freeper scientist (woking on his latest demented project):

It's alive. It's alive. IT'S ALIVE!!!

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Stereotypical Little Leage coach:

Concessions are for losers. Do you want to be a "loser" little Johnny? WELL, DO YOU?(!) I'M ASKING YOU A GODDANG QUETION, NOW ANSWER ME? ARE YOU, OR ARE YOU NOT, A PANTY-WAISTED, CRY-BABY LOSER?(!)

Little Johnny:

(Sobbing uncontrollably.)

[lavrenti]

Speaking of demented, this is the longest, most nonlinear thread in my experience in Free Republic.

Who will be the last to post? I wonder...

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Wise, aged, near-Eastern philosopher/mystic:

That, my son, is a question that is held in the stars. None of us can know what the stars foretell.

[OSHA]

It won't be me.