Why aren't you a comedian? Because, regardless of your post, you obviously lack the talent for it.
WOw. It is true, some people have no tolerance for levity while others are so full of levity, they can't be taken seriously. I apologize for offending you as I can now see you are very serious about this critical issue.
In any case, you'll have to be a little more amiable if you hope to stop me from fisting. : )
Have a good day.