Top Ten Reasons the FBI will give Judge Hurley to prevent Mrs Stevens from learning who murdered her husband.
(10) Ed Lake just told us Bob Stevens couldn't have died because nobody else got sick.
(9) We've narrowed it down to 537 different labs in 36 nations worldwide. Can we have 6 more months?
(8) We're still waiting to find out who Hatfill called on his cell phone on September 18, oh and April 6, 8 and 9 too, when he was in Florida.
(7) So far we've found out that the killer didn't make the anthrax using Nebraska tapwater in August. We just need more time.
(6) We just got a hot tip from scientifically illiterate retiree in Racine, WI that the killer works in a bowling alley.
(5) Anthrax schmamfrax.
(4) We still think that turtle trap was a portable bioweapons lab.
(3) He was an avid outdoorsman and he drank from a stream.
(2) We have a new theory that the anthrax had a coating of silica - we think that provides a clue we hadn't considered before.
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(1) Meselson just told us all the victims died from eating contaminated sausages.
ROFL! You just made my day dude; I'm going to have to save that top ten list for my permanent archives.
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A true LOL!
Brilliant!
So much inside snipes, a classic.
date ping!!!
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/10/22/203204.shtml
"Walton gave federal officials and investigators until April 22 to solve the anthrax case. If they don't, he indicated he will likely allow Hatfill's suit to move ahead."
Only 19 days to go until the FBI come up with their latest "Top Ten reasons to delay the lawsuit for yet another 6 months".
(10) Ed Lake just told us Bob Stevens couldn't have died because nobody else got sick.
(9) We've narrowed it down to 537 different labs in 36 nations worldwide. Can we have 6 more months?
(8) We're still waiting to find out who Hatfill called on his cell phone on September 18, oh and April 6, 8 and 9 too, when he was in Florida.
(7) So far we've found out that the killer didn't make the anthrax using Nebraska tapwater in August. We just need more time.
(6) We just got a hot tip from scientifically illiterate retiree in Racine, WI that the killer works in a bowling alley.
(5) Anthrax schmamfrax.
(4) We still think that turtle trap was a portable bioweapons lab.
(3) He was an avid outdoorsman and he drank from a stream.
(2) We have a new theory that the anthrax had a coating of silica - we think that provides a clue we hadn't considered before.
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(1) Meselson just told us all the victims died from eating contaminated sausages.