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To: JackelopeBreeder
What is your platform?
298 posted on 02/02/2004 10:21:57 PM PST by Brad’s Gramma (BG (Logan's Personal Mafia Hit Squad))
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To: Brad's Gramma
Platform? I don't even have a party yet and only about 14 firm votes -- 15 if you count one friend who can't spell my name right and is mystified by fractions.

Anyway, immediately after being sworn in I plan to slam our southern border shut and place a collect call to El Moocho Grande, Vicente Fox, informing him that the doors will be re-opened gradually as he puts his country back in order.

Frankly, I do not expect him to survive the resulting revolution, but as a busy Head of State I probably will not be able to attend his funeral. However, I will send a nice letter saying I approve of it.
305 posted on 02/02/2004 10:43:33 PM PST by JackelopeBreeder (Proud to be a loco gringo armed vigilante terrorist cucaracha!)
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