Man Chops Off Own Testicle in Dispute With Wife

Yahoo ^ | 12/22/03

[11th Earl of Mar]

Man Chops Off Testicle in Dispute with Wife

NAIROBI (Reuters) - A Kenyan man chopped off one of his testicles in a row with his wife and then walked naked to a police station to report the incident, police said on Monday.

Police rushed 26-year-old Stephen Ongala to hospital after he stumbled into their police station in the border town of Busia in western Kenya on Friday bleeding heavily.

"He said he did it because he had had a disagreement with his wife," said deputy police chief Shadrack Maithya. "If we get evidence that he tried to take his life, then we may charge him because it is a criminal offence."

[11th Earl of Mar]

In my opinion my wife nor any other female in the world is worth one of my nuts. If it was that bad I think I would've just left, with both my both of my testicles intact.

Always thinking of yourself, aren't you?

[Ciexyz]

What does it mean when they move a thread to Chat? That you can't find it anymore?

[HELLRAISER II]

It gives new meaning to "Your wife has you by the balls." my wife may have leverage through the kids, finance etc...but she'll never have enough leverage that I would have to giver her one of my nads.

[mseltzer]

And they made the teenage girls look much older too.

[Jim Cane]

Apparently, she didn't give a fig... so he did.

[11th Earl of Mar]

"They make you look... nineteen." [girls start handing over cash]

[MotleyGirl70]

She's a real ball-breaker! :)

[DannyTN]

"Left or right?"

As in, "I'd give my left nut to win this argument!"?

[thesummerwind]

You're killing me.

I thought I was an a**hole when I had an disagreement with my wife last summer, when I gave in and told her I'd cut the grass (in preparation for an upcoming family party) in the rain.

[HELLRAISER II]

When it comes to the Ol family jewels, yes sir I most definately am looking out for myself.

[OXENinFLA]

A Kenyan man chopped off one of his testicles in a row with his wife and then walked naked to a police station to report the incident,

Police Officer: "What seems to be the problem?"

[11th Earl of Mar]

What does it mean when they move a thread to Chat?

It means the mod lost his sense of humor.

[thesummerwind]

LOL!!

[HELLRAISER II]

Quite literally.

[MotleyGirl70]

[mseltzer]

Good for you. My dad always taught me if I don't take care of my own nuts, nobody will. He is a very wise man.

[farmfriend]

I hate when that happens.

I don't have any to start with.

[11th Earl of Mar]

"How's it hangin?"

[duckln]

Why is this kind of, in your face crap, posted? For that matter why all the 'baby rape' stories recently?

Jeez, lets set the bar somewhere, not lay it on the floor.

[mhking]

Nyaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Just damn.

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