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Total Whack Job "Slice the thing off now." (Warning graphic!)
nypost ^ | ANDY GELLER

Posted on 12/10/2003 6:26:19 AM PST by Jimmyclyde

TOTAL WHACK JOB

By ANDY GELLER

December 10, 2003 -- "Slice the thing off now." After placing his penis on a kitchen table, computer expert Bernd-Jergen Brandes issued that unthinkable command to German cannibal Armin Meiwes.

A home video made by Meiwes, 42, detailed the sickening events that followed on March 10, 2001.

The cannibal chopped at the organ, but failed to sever it.

Writhing in pain, Brandes, 43, demanded that Meiwes get a sharper knife.

He did - and completed the unspeakable act.

Meiwes bandaged the wound with towels and Brandes sat upright in a chair, his eyes glazed over.

Meiwes began cooking the severed penis - sautéing it with garlic, salt and pepper.

Brandes had his rare.

"We had agreed to eat it half and half, but he was getting faint and couldn't wait for his half to be cooked through," the cannibal said. "So he tried to eat it more or less raw and of course, it was too tough. He was furious."

Meiwes then led Brandes upstairs to a first-floor bathroom in his half-timbered home near Kassel in central Germany, leaving him to "bleed out" in a bath.

As Brandes' final hours ticked down, the cannibal watched one of the many Disney movies he owns.

Brandes managed to recover some strength.

"He got out and said, 'If I survive until the morning, let's have my testicles for breakfast,' " Meiwes said.

The computer expert did not survive until morning.

Ten hours after Brandes' manhood was cut off, Meiwes laid him out on a bench in "the butchery," a cold and sinister room - painted red and black.

Then he repeatedly plunged a knife into Brandes' throat.

The final scene shows Meiwes cradling his victim's head and saying, "Forgive me."

The video, 4 1/2 hours long, was edited down to 90 minutes before being shown at Meiwes murder trial in Kassel, which is expected to continue until at least mid-January.

Meiwes, a computer technician and former soldier, admits killing Brandes, a computer software expert from Berlin.

But he insists that Brandes, who answered his Internet ad for a victim, wanted to be eaten and die.

Prosecutors claim the killing was sexually motivated and Meiwes exploited a mental disorder that left Brandes with a death wish.

On the witness stand, Meiwes said he decapitated and dismembered Brandes' body and stored the parts in a freezer.

Then - during a long summer of barbecues - he ate 66 pounds of Brandes.

Saying he was "internalizing" a loving friend, he described it as almost a religious event.

"On the night of the killing, I had the hope that part of his body would become part of mine," he said. "It was like Holy Communion."

Finally, his supply of meat began to run out and he started searching the Internet for another victim.

"I hope I will soon find another victim. The flesh is almost all gone," he said in an e-mail to a friend.

Explaining the e-mail in court, he said, "It was still my wish to slaughter a human - in other words, to dissect a body."

Meiwes said he intended to share Brandes' remains with his next victim before killing him.

But he never got that far. He was arrested a year ago.

Meiwes said Brandes "disappointed me in many ways."

He said the computer expert lied about his age, claiming to be 36, and did not want to get to know the cannibal better before his death.

Meiwes insisted Brandes was a willing participant in his killing.

"I saw the killing as helping him, helping him to die, helping him to kill himself," he said. "He knew he could have stopped at any time, but he didn't. He wanted to die and to be eaten. He told me he had the desire to be slaughtered and eaten since he was a child. He was very intelligent and I didn't see any sign he was disturbed."

Still, Meiwes said, the slaying was "the most terrible moment in my life, far worse than I had imagined in my fantasies." He wished he had seen a psychologist about his cannibal fantasies, he said, because "things wouldn't have gone so far."

Meiwes said he met Brandes on the Internet after placing an ad that read, "If you are 18 to 25, you are my boy. Come to me, I'll eat your delicious flesh."

He said he received 400 replies and chose Brandes after a long e-mail relationship. Recipes found in his home included "penis in red wine" and "breaded young man's liver."

Meiwes faces life in jail if convicted.


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KEYWORDS: homosexualagenda; weinerschnitzel
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1 posted on 12/10/2003 6:26:19 AM PST by Jimmyclyde
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To: Jimmyclyde
What a pleasant story to start the day.
2 posted on 12/10/2003 6:28:15 AM PST by LanPB01
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To: Jimmyclyde
There are liberals out there who would refuse to condemn this behavior.
3 posted on 12/10/2003 6:30:24 AM PST by fishtank
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To: Jimmyclyde
How is this related to Whitewater?
4 posted on 12/10/2003 6:30:34 AM PST by Guillermo (Go Dawgs, Sic 'em!)
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To: fishtank
And Libertarians.

After all, they both consented.
5 posted on 12/10/2003 6:31:09 AM PST by Guillermo (Go Dawgs, Sic 'em!)
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To: Jimmyclyde; scripter
ping
6 posted on 12/10/2003 6:32:17 AM PST by Jimmyclyde (Dying ain't much of a living boy...)
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To: Jimmyclyde
If I survive until the morning, let's have my testicles for breakfast


7 posted on 12/10/2003 6:34:57 AM PST by sanchmo
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To: fishtank
-two consenting adults in the privacy of their own home? -yeah right....

8 posted on 12/10/2003 6:35:26 AM PST by tioga
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To: sanchmo
My favorite line from the story....

Then - during a long summer of barbecues - he ate 66 pounds of Brandes.

9 posted on 12/10/2003 6:37:00 AM PST by Jimmyclyde (Dying ain't much of a living boy...)
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To: Guillermo
LOL!!
10 posted on 12/10/2003 6:37:58 AM PST by Devil_Anse
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To: sanchmo
Brandes had his rare.

Most people do.

11 posted on 12/10/2003 6:38:35 AM PST by Jimmyclyde (Dying ain't much of a living boy...)
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To: Jimmyclyde
Meiwes began cooking the severed penis - sautéing it with garlic, salt and pepper... Brandes had his rare... If I survive until the morning, let's have my testicles for breakfast....The final scene shows Meiwes cradling his victim's head and saying, "Forgive me."

I've heard everything, but this did not happen. It just couldn't have, it's inconceivable.

Jeez.

12 posted on 12/10/2003 6:38:49 AM PST by AAABEST
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To: Jimmyclyde
The video, 4 1/2 hours long, was edited down to 90 minutes before being shown at Meiwes murder trial in Kassel, which is expected to continue until at least mid-January.

They just did this so they can release a "Director's Cut" in about a year and make more money.

Oh, maybe I shouldn't say "cut"...

13 posted on 12/10/2003 6:38:56 AM PST by Timesink (I'm not a big fan of electronic stuff, you know? Beeps ... beeps freak me out. They're bad.)
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To: Jimmyclyde
Um, there are 3 Total Whack Jobs in the story.
14 posted on 12/10/2003 6:38:58 AM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: Jimmyclyde
I wish that I had not read that.

15 posted on 12/10/2003 6:40:10 AM PST by evets (Praise God, who heals and forgives - Psalm 103)
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To: Jimmyclyde
Life in jail? Feed him to the dogs, shoot them, and burn their bodies! Do we want this sick puppy influencing any other criminal minds?
16 posted on 12/10/2003 6:41:04 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (The evil that men do lives after them, the good is oft interred with their bones..)
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To: Jimmyclyde
Quadruple UGH! Nasty! Vile!

This was the top post when I pulled up FR this am. Definitely not breakfast material.

I'm afraid it's going to be one of those days...

17 posted on 12/10/2003 6:41:38 AM PST by ImProudToBeAnAmerican (Bill raped, Monica swallowed, Hillary totally sucks.)
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To: Jimmyclyde
He wanted to die and to be eaten. He told me he had the desire to be slaughtered and eaten since he was a child. He was very intelligent and I didn't see any sign he was disturbed."

I see signs that he was 'disturbed'. I have to wonder what it would take for him to think that the victim was showing signs of being disturbed.

18 posted on 12/10/2003 6:41:54 AM PST by Riley
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To: LanPB01
Supreme Sandra Day O'Connor, claims that America needs to look to Europe to bring our culture more in line with their laws, etc.

I'd say that Europe has been lost for a very long time.

19 posted on 12/10/2003 6:42:42 AM PST by zerosix
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To: Calvin Locke
Um, there are 3 Total Whack Jobs in the story.....

He said he received 400 replies and chose Brandes after a long e-mail relationship

Perhaps 401 whack jobs would be more like it.

20 posted on 12/10/2003 6:44:07 AM PST by Jimmyclyde (Dying ain't much of a living boy...)
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