Total Depravity: (Nobody can possibly open or answer the door until Jesus knocks. Jesus has the key and he won't unlock the door until he knocks)(Rev 3:20)
Unconditional Grace (We don't do anything to deserve the knock on the door)
Limited Attainment of Atonememt (You gotta Answer the door! Only the sins of those who answer the door will be effectvely atoned)
Irresistible Salavation (When the door is opened - poof you're saved)
Preservation of the Saints (Ain't no turning back -- Saved is the past tense of salvation - You are no longer your own, the price has been paid -- Jesus has moved in and you don't have the power to evict him -- and he's already rearranged all the furniture)
So if you get on the list, then I (A full blown five point heretic) am certainly worthy of consideration.
I resubmit my application. I eagerly await my consecration papers.
BTW, Pope Piel, How do you get this fishing line untangled?
I submit P-Marlowe for your consideration as Senior Observer. His post #342 is clear evidence that he is less Arminian and more Calvinist than I.
He clearly should supplant Revelation 911 who is more Arminian and less Calvinist than I.
While I am no member of the swarm, I know how seriously you take my advice and recommendations.....:>) (rotflol)