JOIN ME... and together, we shall rule the galaxy!
Of course, we Amillennial Calvinists would say that the "Millennial Age" of the Church is a general allegory, pertaining to an indefinite period of Christ's evangelistic invasion of the Pagan Kingdoms of Satan.
Sorta like, "Do these Levi's Jeans make me look fat? No, of course not, honey... you look like a million bucks!!"
An exact One Thousand Years, you say??
Uh... well, uh... "hey, look at that -- a Comet!!" -- OP