[Poohbah]

The above is in response to the recent attacks on my character, my honesty and my devotion to principle.

I hereby declare a fatwa upon any and all of these miscreants!

[murdoog]

I hereby declare a fatwa upon any and all of these miscreants!

What you said!! I declare a fart-wad too!!

[Quix]

Why not just convict and sentence them now to

become terminal bedbugs in her unroyal lowness, her hideous heinous--Bwitch Shrillery Antoinette de Fosterizer de Marx de Machiavelli de Kevorkian de Stalin de Sade's

undies.

Or perhaps somehow mystically for 100 of them to become uhhh extradimensional for every honorable citizen her goons even think of intimidating.

[Stultis]

I hereby declare a fatwa upon any and all of these miscreants!

Uh, huh. You didn't say "Ayatollah sez".