[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Just got back from buying your book a half hour ago. Was overcast but only had some sprinkles, no wind on the trip and the roads were mostly dry. It was rather pleasant. It's pouring now, so tell people that buying your book will give them good weather.

[Richard Poe]

...tell people that buying your book will give them good weather.

Ha ha! I'll tell my publisher to put that on the book jacket.