Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 10

[null and void]

Looks just like my Official Voter Information Guide.

[sweetliberty]

Sad Nully. Very sad.

[null and void]

It is unusual in it's clarity.

Usually measures submitted to the voters are written so a "No" vote means you are saying "No" to no more taxes, equals yes, more taxes...

[sweetliberty]

[null and void]

Nice tits

[null and void]

You should see the new ad!

[black and white still photos of various women, with voice over]
If you are a woman,
or your mother is a woman,
or your wife is a woman,
or your daughter is a woman,
or your sister is a woman -

[color close up photo of Arnold, mouth slightly open, tongue showing]
you cannot vote for this man.
because he has a problem with women

Here's what he said just 3 months ago:

[text graphic]
ARNOLD
SCHWARZENEGGER:
"How many times do you get away with this, grabbing a woman
turning her upside down and planting her face in a toilet bowl?"

[sweetliberty]

So who are you voting for?

[null and void]

Bustamonte, DUH!

[sweetliberty]

Huh?

[null and void]

Kidding!

(Had ya going for a moment there, though, didn't I?)

[sweetliberty]

Well, I never really thought you meant it...but I wasn't sure exactly what you did mean....like I knew who you were gonna vote for or something. I figure between Arnold and McClintock.

[null and void]

That's what I figure.

[sweetliberty]

Thanks for clearing that up Nully. LOL!

[restornu]

Zebra head in a car!

[westmex]

Sunset at Lake Quinalt, WA.

Believe it or not...
It is that time again for me..
So, Goodnight all, and Good Morning..
To the early risers, Mañana all

.....Westy.....

[Mo1]

Oh Geez .. If that thing looked in my car window .. I'd have a heart attack .. LOL

[lodwick]

After being interviewed by the school administration, the eager teaching prospect said: "Let me see if I've got this right.

You want me to go into that room with all those kids, and fill their every waking moment with a love for learning.
And I'm supposed to instill a sense of pride in their ethnicity, modify their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse and even censor their T-shirt messages and dress habits.

You want me to wage a war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, check their backpacks for weapons of mass destruction, and raise their self esteem.

You want me to teach them patriotism, good citizenship, sportsmanship, fair play, how to register to vote, how to balance a checkbook, and how to apply for a job.

I am to check their heads for lice, maintain a safe environment, recognize signs of antisocial behavior, offer advice, write letters of recommendation for student employment and scholarships, encourage respect for the cultural diversity of others, and; oh, make sure that I give the girls in my class fifty percent of my attention.

My contract requires me to work on my own time after school, evenings and weekends grading papers. Also, I must spend my summer vacation at my own expense working toward advance certification and a Masters degree.

And on my own time you want me to attend committee and faculty meetings, PTA meetings, and participate in staff development training.

I am to be a paragon of virtue, larger than life, such that my very presence will awe my students into being obedient and respectful of authority.

And I am to pledge allegiance to family values and the current administration. You want me to incorporate technology into the learning experience, monitor web sites, and relate personally with each student. That includes deciding who might be potentially dangerous and/or liable to commit a crime in school.

I am to make sure all students pass the mandatory state exams, even those who don't come to school regularly or complete any of their assignments. Plus, I am to make sure that all of the students with handicaps get an equal education regardless of the extent of their mental or physical handicap.

And I am to communicate regularly with the parents by letter, telephone, newsletter and report card. All of this I am to do with just a piece of chalk, a computer, a few books, a bulletin board, a big smile
AND on a starting salary that qualifies my family for food stamps!

You want me to do all of this and yet you expect me . NOT TO PRAY?"

[ValerieUSA]

Great sailboat silhouettes

[ValerieUSA]

Wow... so far seven drownings on Lake Travis this year.

[ValerieUSA]

Here's a picture from the shoot yesterday Loddy